Trump at the psychiatrist

Trump tells the psychiatrist:

“I don’t know what’s going on… Everybody attacks me every day and even my most loyal supporters leave me… I started to drop a lot in polls. They reproach me that I’m too involved in everything, that I’m too authoritarian and that I think I’m God…”

Psychiatrist: “Let’s take it slowly and methodically. Tell me everything from the beginning.”

Trump: “Well, at the beginning I created heavens and Earth…”