Trump is visiting the UK and the Queen takes him with the royal carriage that is one of the seventeenth century and is drawn by six horses.
Suddenly a horse gives a powerful wind that fills with stink the whole carriage.
The Queen looks at Trump and says:
“Mr. President, please accept my apologies. I’m sure you understand there are certain situations that no queen can control !”
Being an authentic gentleman, Trump replies:
“Your Highness, let’s get over this. You know, if you didn’t say anything I would consider one of the horses did that.”