Who’s stupid here ?

A new psychology professor tells the students:

“Who thinks he himself is stupid to stand up !”

After a few seconds, a student stands up slowly. The professor tells him:

“Why do you think you’re stupid ?”

“I’m not stupid, sir, but I was sorry to find out that you were the only one standing !”

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teddyboys8284 says:

2 March 2018 at 1:02

uno stupido è chi lo stupido fa

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Rebecca says:

2 March 2018 at 8:14

HAHHAHA!!

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... says:

2 March 2018 at 10:17

I love it, very good.

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doramay64 says:

3 March 2018 at 11:46

Ha ha ha!!!

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inaloveworld says:

7 March 2018 at 11:02

Very good! Thank you for sharing!

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oldpoet56 says:

22 March 2018 at 2:40

Gotta love it. I am going to go ahead and reblog this one for you.

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oldpoet56 says:

22 March 2018 at 2:40

Reblogged this on Truth Troubles.

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Arts of Thought says:

19 April 2018 at 16:59

This is hilarious!

Psychology is always a great topic to read about, if you could, please check out my article on psychology majors! It’s: https://artsofthought.com/2018/01/07/7-reasons-psychology-majors-are-the-best/

Keep em coming Doctor Parrot!

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