Maybe you

Two friends meet for coffee in the morning. One of them has an eye in mourning.

“What’s your eye ?”

“My wife hit me !”

“Why ?”

“I told her  << you >> !”

“Oh, God ! But what kind of relationship do you have ? Why did she just hit you for that ?”

“Last night when we had dinner she told me: << you know, dear, we haven’t had sex for three months…>>.”

“And ?”

“And I told her  <<maybe you >> !”

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