Two friends meet for coffee in the morning. One of them has an eye in mourning.
“What’s your eye ?”
“My wife hit me !”
“I told her << you >> !”
“Oh, God ! But what kind of relationship do you have ? Why did she just hit you for that ?”
“Last night when we had dinner she told me: << you know, dear, we haven’t had sex for three months…>>.”
“And I told her <<maybe you >> !”