Mike Pence saves the world

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Do you think Mike Pence is dunderhead ? You always think of him involved in sex scandals like Hollywood, but with sheep – like Don Quixote ? Finish ! What would you do without him if…

mp1. Aliens land on a cornfield in Ohio and ask the natives to connect them with the most powerful man of the planet – and peasants bring Mike Pence.

The meeting takes place in a studio of Fox News and is performed by Sean Hannity. Each guest has a bottle of wisky and mineral water. The sound background is provided by Kid Rock and Loretta Lynn.

In the middle of the event, Hobo Bobo Gyx, the ambassador of the aliens, overthrows the tables and kidnaps Mike Pence, then runs with him to the space ship where the aliens torture him for four hours to uncover the secrets of mankind. Mike Pence tells them that…

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