All his women

The wife asks her husband:

“Dear, how many women did you have in your life ?”

Husband:

“Well, let’s see: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, YOU, nine, ten…”

Advertisements

One comment

  1. That is so funny.
    During the 80’s I traveled quite extensively around the US.
    While in Miami, I took my fiance to the Omni for dinner and a show. During dinner she recognized my boss at another table, and with a young blonde. Is that Doug, she asked, and isn’t he married? I said yep.
    10 minutes later she noticed Lee, my co-manager with a redhead, and asked the same thing…to which I said yep. Feeling a bit confident, she said if she ever found out that I were cheating on her, she’d leave me in a NY second.
    Really, I said. And give up the car, and the house and the allowance that’s in your account every month?
    To which she replied, I bet our mistress is better looking than theirs.

    And I figured the headache joke out. No sex because she has a headache…lol.

    Liked by 2 people

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s