In court, the lawyer asks the withess.
Lawyer: “Doctor, did you check the patient’s pulse before the autopsy ?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “Have you checked his blood pressure ?”
Witness: No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check if he was breathing ?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “Then is it possible that he was alive when you started the autopsy ?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “How can you be so sure adout this, Doctor ?”
Witness: “Because his brain was in a jar on my desk.”
Lawyer: “But could not the patient still be alive ?”
Witness: “Now if I think better, it is possible for him to live right now and practice the advocacy somewhere… “
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Hahahahaha!! this was hilarious
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Nice doc.
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I love this one!
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Reblogged this on Write and Create (from Creative Writing Course).
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