He is alive

In court, the lawyer asks the withess.

Lawyer:  “Doctor, did you check the patient’s pulse before the autopsy ?”

Witness: “No.”

Lawyer: “Have you checked his blood pressure ?”

Witness: No.”

Lawyer: “Did you check if he was breathing ?”

Witness: “No.”

Lawyer: “Then is it possible that he was alive when you started the autopsy ?”

Witness: “No.”

Lawyer: “How can you be so sure adout this, Doctor ?”

Witness: “Because his brain was in a jar on my desk.”

Lawyer: “But could not the patient still be alive ?”

Witness: “Now if I think better, it is possible for him to live right now and practice the advocacy somewhere… “

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