Aspirin for wife

One year after marriage he enters the bedroom holding two aspirins and a glass of water in his hand.

“What about those pills ?” she asks.

“They are for your headache.”

“But my head doesn’t hurt !”

“Ha ha ! Caught you !”


  1. As I try to figure this one out, I am reminded of a similar situation.

    The wife goes to the doctor explaining that her husband has terrible headaches. The doctor tells her to place a gumdrop in her mouth until it completely dissolves, each time he starts to get one of his headaches.
    The headaches soon subsided and the man wanted to thank the doctor personally. “How could that benefit me doctor, as it was my wife who received the gumdrop?” He answered…’kept her mouth shut didn’t it.

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