Lost in poker

A guy returns home from a poker game. His wife awaits him with the sweep in front of the door:

“Where have you been before, bastard ?”

“Dear, you have to pack your luggage quickly. I lost you in poker.”

“How did you do that, fool ?”

“Honestly, it was not easy at all. I throw the cards, even though I had a Royal Flush…”

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