A guy returns home from a poker game. His wife awaits him with the sweep in front of the door:
“Where have you been before, bastard ?”
“Dear, you have to pack your luggage quickly. I lost you in poker.”
“How did you do that, fool ?”
“Honestly, it was not easy at all. I throw the cards, even though I had a Royal Flush…”
Tough one. To lose with such a hand…:)
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