1. On the first day God created the sky and the Earth. For administrative reasons he created the whole Earth in one place to be able to master it better and depends on only the Republicans, which he knew better.
The land was empty and not leased. It was full of weeds because people were at the bar and did not work. God told people that it can’t be so, that it is a sin, but people explained why they can’t work: there was no light day and night. Then God said: “Let there be light !”
“But not too much !”, people who already went to bed said.
2. On the second day God created the sky ,so that he could fly by helicopter when the road was crowded.
3. On the third day God separeted the land from the waters and suddenly he could sail with the…
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SKYLINE REPORTS 
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