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The woman from Chernobyl

The woman from Chernobyl

Question on Radio Ga-Ga: “Is it possible to have sex with a woman who was at Chernobyl during the accident ?” Answer: “Yes, but provided you use a lead condom to avoid radiation…”

Bank robbery

Bank robbery

A guy is robbing a bank and taking a few hostages. He aggressively asks the first hostage: “Tell me, did you see me robbing the bank ?” The hostage responds: “Yes !” Without a thought, the bank robber  shoots him in his head. Then he asks the same question to the second hostage. This man […]

Wedding night

Wedding night

On the wedding night the young couple retries to the bedroom and she tells her fresh husband: “My dear, it’s time to tell you the truth… I do not know how to do anything, I do not have the slightest idea…” The husband, very proud of himself, says: “My dear, do not worry… lie  on […]

A very quick hen

A very quick hen

Dicky is in the car and drives relaxed. At some point a hen overtakes him in speed. Dicky presses the accelerator, but fails to reach the hen. After a few miles he arrives at a farm and asks a peasant: “What kind of hens are these ? It’s the first time I see a hen […]

The man of the house

The man of the house

The husband just finished reading ‘The Man of the House’, a book that teaches men how to impose themselves in their relationship with their wives. He comes straight to his wife and tells her: “From now on, get in your head, I’m the man in this house and my word is law ! Did you understand ? […]

At the bar

At the bar

A guy enters a bar and demands 10 vodka glasses. “You must have had a bad day”, says the waiter. “Yes, I just learned that my big brother is a gay.” The next day the same. “Today I learned that my younger brother is a gay.” The third day the same. The bartender asks: “Is […]

In the desert

In the desert

Infernal heat… A man was alone in the desrt. He was very thirsty… “Water !”… “Water !”… “Water !”… he cried. In a late time, he saw a house in an oasis. He quickly walked in and found a man and a woman standing at a table. The two looked intriguied to each other without […]

The sound of Niagara Falls

The sound of Niagara Falls

A group of tourists were visiting the Niagra Falls. The guide gives them some information and then says: “Niagara Falls produces a very powerful sound for which it is known all over the world. If the ladies would like to keep quiet a little, you will be able to hear it.”  

Election campaign

Election campaign

In an electoral campaign a candidate spoke to the crowd of voters: “If I be elected president, I will decide that from now on we will only work on Wednesday.” Everybody applauds in a great joy. “Questions ?” A guy rises, scratches his head, and then asks puzzled: “Do we have to work even every […]

A moment of silence

A moment of silence

Two friends were one day on the golf course. One of them was just getting to hit when he sees a long funeral procession passing by. The guy stops with the golf club in the air, pulls his hat off his head, closes his eyes and drops his head down, immersing himself in prayer. His […]

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The gate with trickery

The gate with trickery

  One day Edison was visited by Henry Ford, who, finding some difficulty in opening the garden gate, did not hesitate to say he was surprised that a man with Edison’s ingenuity should allow his gate to take so much pushing. Edison smiled. “I use the gate for pumping water into the cistern,” he explained. […]

The Horse Which Wouldn’t Drink Whisky

The Horse Which Wouldn’t Drink Whisky

It was a cold autumn day. A traveller arrived at a small country inn. He felt tired and cold and wanted to warm himself near the fire. He left his horse in the yeard and entered the inn. But when he entered the hall, ha saw that there was no vacant seat near the fire. […]

Nobody Will Belive Me

Nobody Will Belive Me

A bad fisherman never caught any fish. Everybody laughed at him. But one day he caught a big fish. He thought a little and then let the fish go back into the river. “Why have you done this ?” his friend asked him. “Because nobody will belive that I have caught the fish. They will […]

The Lost Umbrella

The Lost Umbrella

Two days ago, Mr Smith had come without his umbrella. “I can’t have left it at the office,” he said. “My secretary always remainds me when I leave something behind.” He tried to remember where else he had stopped on his way home. It seemed he had still had it in the Underground. “I may […]

Drive Like Fury

Drive Like Fury

A young man was in a great hurry. He jumped into a taxi. “Drive like fury !”, he cried to the driver. They turned corners at a great speed and escaped collisions by a miracle. After about five minutes the young man asked the driver: “Where are you driving to ?” “I don’t know”, replied […]

What’s the Baby Doing ?

What’s the Baby Doing ?

John Brown is in the living-room. His wife, Helen, is in the kitchen. She is calling him. Helen: Is the baby with you, John ? He’s not in the kitchen. John: He isn’t here, Helen. He is in his room. Helen: Please go and see, John. He’s very quiet. John: He’s not in his room, […]

A Lucky Black Cat

A Lucky Black Cat

“Father, father, there is a black cat in the dining-room !” “Don’t be afraid, my son ! Black cats are lucky.” “This cat is; it is eating your dinner.”  

Do You Know Who I Am ?

Do You Know Who I Am ?

  The man on the bridge asked the fisherman: “How many fish have you caught ?” “I have just caught the twenty-fifth fish,” was the answer. “Do you know who I am ?” asked the man. “I am the king here. So you must give me all the twenty-five fish you have caught.” “And do […]

I Have Forgotten

I Have Forgotten

  In a train there was a well-known writer. When the inspector came for the tickets, the writer could not find his ticket. “O.K.”, said the inspector. “I shall come in an hour.” But when he came, the writer could not find his ticket again. “All right”, said the inspctor, “I know you, because I’ve […]

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  • Bank robbery 21 August 2017
  • Wedding night 20 August 2017
  • A very quick hen 19 August 2017
  • The man of the house 18 August 2017
  • At the bar 17 August 2017
  • In the desert 16 August 2017
  • The sound of Niagara Falls 15 August 2017
  • Election campaign 14 August 2017
  • A moment of silence 13 August 2017
  • Trump’s calling 12 August 2017
  • Only 24 hours of life 11 August 2017
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  • Raped in the train station 10 August 2017
  • Music soldiers 10 August 2017
  • In bed with the mistress 10 August 2017
  • Falling down 10 August 2017
  • Romance on the lake 10 August 2017
  • The murderer by accident 10 August 2017
  • The rules that make marriage happy 10 August 2017
  • Jesus is watching you 10 August 2017
  • How to make your husband want you again 9 August 2017
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