A sad tree had a shaggy elephant who liked to smoke seaweed every morning. The tree often told it to quiet smoking as the carbon dioxide concentration of the atmosphere increased, but the elephant did not hear it because it was deaf due to an atomic bomb exploding right next to its left ear during the secret war in the Anophel mosquito’s studio.
This morning the sun had just risen when it had already sunset.
The elephant was reatly surprised by this thig and asked the tree:
“What the hell is that sun ?”
“It’s sick of seasickness because of seaweed you smoke”, said the tree.
“That means the sun is crazy because the seaweed does not contain nicotine !”