A guy was driving his car at high speed on the highway. At one point he sees a police car following him. He thinks : “I have a good car, so I can disappear”.
He accelerates and a crazy race begins.
When the speedometer reaches the maximum, seeing he cannot get rid of the police, he stops the car on the side of the road.
The policeman approaches the guy’s car and says:
“Listen to me, Speedy Gonzales ! Show a good excuse for me not to arrest you.”
The guy thinks for a moment and then responds:
“Three weeks ago my wife left me for a policeman. When I saw you behind me, I thought you wanted to bring her back to me !”
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Now, I already heard that one a few years ago, but my grandniece was just as stupid as this guy. Heading to see her parents who reside in Afton WY, about a 31/2 hour drive from SLC, she notices a police car in her rearview mirror. Having her license lapsed, and also insurance, she speeds up, only to have the officer hit his red lights and pursue. The chase was more than 30 miles until she realizes she was going to stop for fuel on the way. And pulls off the freeway in Park City. Once at the gas station, the officer approaches her and asks why she sped away like that, and then led him on this high speed chase. She said she was high and got nervous seeing him back there, and she thought her Mustang could outrun a Dodge through the mountain roads.
Yes, she lost the car, and went to county for three months.
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An oldie but goodie 😂
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What an excuse.
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So lame but… I laughed 😛
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He wasn’t lame at all, so was his style of walking… His parents didn’t teach him to walk when he was a little baby, so he has walked a long time with the help of a stick…
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DO NOT SAY THIS TO TROOPER WHO PULLS YOU OVER “Hey dude, what’s with the cowboy hat ? The rodeo in town ?
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This is just the pure reality!!! 😀
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Ha Ha … loved it!!!
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