A monkey enters a bar and orders a beer. The waiter is very surprised, but then he gives it to the monkey.
The monkey drinks the beer and then asks for payment. The waiter is more surprised and says:
“100 dollars .”
The monkey pulls out 100 dollars from his pocket and pays. The waiter is stupefied:
“Excuse me, but it’s the first time I see a monkey at the bar !”
The monkey answers angry: “It’s no wonder with such prices !”