♦ In love is like at war: any hole may be a trench.
♦ Love is like when you spend the whole night awake next to a sick child. But as in this case it is about a healthy adult girl.
♦ Never try to explain the computer to a unwitting one. It’s easier to explain the sex to a virgin girl.
♦ Women are useful for at least 10 reasons. I know one, but I never remember the other nine.
♦ The man is born of the woman and all his life tries to get back into the woman.
♦ A woman is a woman all her life. A man is a man as long as he can be a man.
♦ Marriage is the price that men pay for sex. Sex is the price women pay for marriage.
♦ A risk-free pleasure is less pleased.
♦ The only smart way to behave with a woman is to have sex with her if she is beautful. If she is ugly, then it is having sex with her girlfriend.
♦ A gossip is like sex: if you start it you have to finish it.