Seconds from disaster: Pilot Trump

Trump was on the plane from Las Vegas to Washington and was stunned by a stewardess that the pilot died from a heart attack, finding the plane had no longer kerosene. Trump enters the cockpit and takes over the transmission station:

“Control Tower ! Control Tower ! I’m Trump… I’m in the air 300 miles from Washington. The pilot died and the plane has no longer kerosene. What should I do ?”

After a brief pause, the Control Tower responds:

“Repeat after us: Our Father, Who art in heaven…

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