It is said that God took Trump into heaven. And there were many clocks on a corridor.
God tells Trump:
“See, every clock shows how much each president lied.”
And God shows Merkel clock: the hands turns quickly. Then God shows Putin’s clock: the hands turn very quickly.
Trump is waiting, waiting until he gets bored. Then asks: “But my clock where is it ?”
“Why do you think it’s so cool here ? Your clock is at the end of the corridor and we use it as ventilator !”