A woman goes to a pet shop. She wants to make a surprise to her husband.
“Hello Mrs. !” says the seller.
“Hello ! I would like a parrot.”
“Unfortunately we have only one parrot. It lived in a borthel for a long time, but it’s very cute.”
The woman buys it. When she gets home, she covers it with a canavas and waits for her husband. When her husband gets home, she takes the canavas off the cage.
The parrot looks around and says:
“Hem !… A new house… Hem !… A new bed… Hem !… A new bitch… Hi, George !”