Baby Dicky’s vices

Dicky, aged four, stays on the potty and smokes. His father comes and says:

“What are you doing here, Dicky ? Are you smoking ?”

“Leave me alone !”

“But have you already started smoking ?”

“Big deal ! I have already started sex !…”

“Wow ! Where ?”

“At the kindergarten !”

“Who did you have sex with ?”

“I don’t know… I was drunk !”

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