It’s dark here

A woman had a lover. While her husband went to work, her nine year old son was hiding in the wardrobe in her room.

Her husband comes home unespectedly, so she hides the lover in the wardrobe too.

The boy says: “It’s dark here”.

The man: “Yes, it is”.

The boy: “I have a baseball”.

The man: “Very good”.

The boy: “Do you want to buy it ?”

The man: “No, thanks”.

The boy: “Dad’s in the room”.

The man: “OK, how much does it cost ?”.

The boy: “$250”.

After a week the two meet again in the wardrobe.

The boy: “It’s dark here”.

The man: “Yes, it is”.

The boy: “I have a mitt”.

The man: “How much is it ?”

The boy: “$750”.

The man: “Ok, fine !”

After a few days the dad wants to play baseball with the boy, but he tells his father that he cannot because he sold the equipment.

The father: “And how much did you sell it ?”

The boy: “$1000”.

The father: “It isn’t nice to rob your friends like that. You sold it too expensive. We go to the church and you have to confess”.

They reach the church and the father takes the boy into the confessional and closes the door.

The boy: “It’s dark here”.

The priest: “Again ? Now what are you selling ?”

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