A Canadian, a Mexican and an American meet at a bar of a Caribbean hotel. They are now talking about their wives.
“I don’t care, I installed the video equipment in the house, and when I get home I turn on it and see the recordings.”
“I installed the video equipment too, and when I get home I see everything.”
“Since the financial crisis started I cannot afford such equipment, but I find another method: when I get to my country I go to the bar first, get drunk, and when get home I call at the door of old woman in my neighbors and say: << How do you do, old bitch ?>>. Then she begins: <<I’m the bitch ? Your wife is ! How long you have been gone she met with… and with… and with… and with…>>. “