Miss Universe Competition. A blonde is ranked among the top three competitors. The question of penalty is: “Tell three Shakespeare’s plays”.
The blonde says:
“0.50 feet, 0.65 feet and 0.80 feet.”
The introducer of the competition is confused and tells her:
“These aren’t plays but sizes.”
The blonde is very relaxed and says:
“0.50 feet means Much Ado About Nothing, 0.65 feet means As You Like It and 0.80 feet means A Midsummer Night’s Dream !”