Miss Universe’s Plays

Miss Universe Competition. A blonde is ranked among the top three competitors. The question of penalty is: “Tell three Shakespeare’s plays”.

The blonde says:

“0.50 feet, 0.65 feet and 0.80 feet.”

The introducer of the competition is confused and tells her:

“These aren’t plays but sizes.”

The blonde is very relaxed and says:

“0.50 feet  means  Much Ado About Nothing, 0.65 feet means As You Like It and 0.80 feet means A Midsummer Night’s Dream !”

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