A Frenchman and a Briton visited Russia in the time of Communism’s glory. After seeing many of the great accomplishments of the Russian Communists, they stop at a church where they look at a great painting showing Adam and Eve.
“Look at the calm, their reserve”, says the Briton. “Sure they must be British !”
“Nonsense !” replies the Frenchman. “They are beautiful. Sure they must be French !”
Near them was a Russian who listened to them and said:
“They have no clothes , no shelter, only an apple to eat, and were told this is paradise. They are Russian !”