Two young people die in a car accident in their way to church where they had to get married. When they arrived at the gate of heaven, they asked Saint Peter if their marriage can be officiated in heaven. Saint Peter asked them to wait a bit until he came with the answer.
They waited a month, waited two, then wondered if, being married, they would no longer love each other.
After another month of waiting, Saint Peter returns:
“I have good news for you ! You can marry in heaven !”
“Okay, but is there a possibility of divorce ?” they asked.
To this the saint told them:
“Leave me alone ! Three months I have been looking for a priest in heaven, and now are you asking me to look for a lawyer ?”