Three vampires meet in the morning after they have walked all night long, all of them being dirty with blood on their mouths.
“Well, how did you do it last night ? You’re a little dirty with blood…”
“You see, I sucked the blood of the two Mary’s sheep… It looks like you’re more full of blood. How did you do it ?”
“So and so… Only five of John’s pigs.”
To the third:
“Oh boy, I think you’ve raged !… your whole face is full of blood !”
“I have raged a shit ! Have you seen the village church tower ? I didn’t see it !”