To raise the morale of troops during the war in Afganistan, the Russians thought of equipping each military train with women. After a while, being exhausted by work, there are only a few of them left. So it happened that only Ellena Mihaela Julinskaia remained in a wagon. The commander of the train called her to him and said:
“Julinskaia, here’s how we do: I’m telling you a riddle, and if you don’t guess then you have to have sex with all the soldiers in the wagon.”
“What’s big, gray, and has big ears and a trunk ?”
“Niet, Ellena ! Get to work !”
Great joy for soldiers.
“Now tell Ellena, did you think again ?”
“Yes, Krakadilu !”
“Niet, Ellena ! Another round !”
And like that ten times. The soldiers were now physically exhausted.
“Ellena, I have a call to you: say elephant !”
“Niet ! Krakadilu !”