At school the teacher asks the children:
“Children, tell me what is the thing that most excites man’s imagination ?”
“Of course a naked woman in a sexy position !”
“Dicky, gets out of the class and tomorrow you have to come to school together with your father !” said the teacher.
The next day the teacher sees Dicky in the class sitting in the last desk.
“Dicky, what’s wrong with you ? And where is your father ?”
“Professor, my dad told me that if naked women do not excite you means you’re gay and he does not want to talk to gays. And he recommended me to stay as far away from you !”