Putin, Merkel and Trump are asking Lucifer for them to call their own countries to see what’s the news. Putin has called for five minutes and then asks for the payment.
Lucifer: “Five millions dollars.” Putin pays.
Merkel has spoken on the phone for fifteen minutes and she also asks for the payment.
Lucifer: “Fifteen millions dollars.” Merkel pays.
Trump has spoken on the phone for three hours and then asks for payment.
Lucifer: “One dollar.” Trump feels offended and demands explanation.
Lucifer: “Your calling was a local one.”