Only 24 hours of life

Dicky returns home from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor told him he had only 24 hours of life.

In this situation, Dicky asks his wife to have sex. Of course she agrees.

After 6 hours Dicky tells her: “Honey, you know, I only have 18 hours of life. Do you think we could make love again ?” She agrees again.

Later when Dicky goes to bed, he looks at his watch and sees that now only 8 hours remain. Then he tells his wife: “Baby, please… do it again before I die”.

She replies: “Of course, my dear” and make love for the third time. Then the wife turns to one side and falls asleep. But Dicky was worried and still moving in bed, unable to sleep until he sees there are only four hours remaning.

He wakes up his wife: “Dear, I have only 4 hours. Do you think we could…”

At this poit his wife gets up and says: “Here’s the problem, Dicky, I have to get up tomorrow morning… You do not.”

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  1. LOOKING FOR GOD

    The Old Prophet went up into the mountains in search of God, and there he had a great Realisation.

    And when he returned again to the tents of his people, they gathered round him and said, “Tell us, O Prophet, what manner of creature is this God?”

    And he looked at them for a long moment, deep in thought.

    And finally he said, slowly and unblinkingly, “God is a verb.”

    And behold, the people bowed down and worshipped dictionaries.

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