The rules that make marriage happy

A freshly married couple.

The husband to wife:

“My dear, to have no problems in marriage, I have three rules that you have to obey:

Rule 1: breakfast must be prepared at 8 o’clok, even if I am at home or not.

Rule 2: lunch be prepared at 13 o’clock, even if I am at home or not.

Rule 3: supper be prepared at 20 o’clock, even if I am at home or not.”

Wife to husband:

“My dear, I have only one rule. I have sex daily, before breakfast, before lunch and before supper, even if you are at home or not.”

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