The murderer by accident

Dicky is brought to court on charges of murdering Bob with repeated knife blows.

“Say, Dicky, how things happend.”

“You see, Judge, I stood on the steps of my house with a knife in my right hand and a stick in my left hand. And as I was like that and carving the stick, I was tempted to eat a banana. I dropped the knife and the stick, took out a banana from my pocket, I cleaned it from the peel and ate it, then I threw the peel down. I took the knife and the stick again and I  contiuned to  carve. And suddenly Bob appeared, he rolled on the banana peel, slipped and fell into my knife.”

“And ?”

“And for as many as fifteen times…”

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